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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN and HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN
Tue, 10/06/2009 - 14:04 | 
admin
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned
laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long robe.
If you see husband along the way,
cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower. Use wash cloth, long loofah,
wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo
with 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
You Know You're Over The Hill When...
Tue, 09/29/2009 - 16:35 | admin
You Know You're Over The Hill When...
1. You find yourself beginning to like accordion music.
2. You're sitting on a park bench and a Boy Scout comes up and helps you cross your legs.
3. Lawn care has become a big highlight of your life.
4. You tune into the easy listening station...on purpose.
5. You discover that your measurements are now small, medium and large...In that order.
6. You light the candles on your birthday cake and a group of campers form a circle and start singing Cumbaya..
7. You keep repeating yourself.
Very crazy! Who would have ever thought.........?
Mon, 09/21/2009 - 17:37 | admin
This is a must read for all Texans, used-to-be Texans, adopted Texans or wanna-be Texans.
JUST TEXAS
Pep , Texas 79353
Smiley , Texas 78159
Paradise , Texas 76073
Rainbow , Texas 76077
Sweet Home , Texas 77987
Comfort , Texas 78013
Friendship, Texas 76530
Love the Sun?
Sun City, Texas 78628
Sunrise, Texas 76661
Sunset, Texas 76270
Sundown, Texas 79372
Sunray, Texas 79086
Sunny Side, Texas 77423
Want something to eat?
Bacon , Texas 76301
Noodle , Texas 79536
Oatmeal , Texas 78605
Turkey , Texas 79261
Trout , Texas 75789
Mexican Words Of The Day
Sun, 09/20/2009 - 17:50 | admin
This came to me via email from one of my friends, enjoy!
Mexican Words Of The Day
1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence.
Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese ugly.
2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car
There's not mushroom.
3. *Shoulder*
My fren wants 2 become a citizen,
But che didn't know how to read,
So I, shoulder.
4. * Texas *
When I'm not home,
My fren always Texas me,
Che wonders where I am!
5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza.
I got mine piece
Then che got herpes.
6. *July*
Savvy words.....
Thu, 09/17/2009 - 16:21 | admin
We engage with who has the right and forget what is the right thing to do.
The heavies’ thing you can carry is your own hate.
Careful with your words, they can cut your own tong.
If you want your dreams came true, don’t fall sleep.
From all the things that you own, your expression is the most important.
The best vitamin to have friends B-1.
The happiness in your life dependent in the quality of your thoughts.
Searching for happiness is the fight of your life.
Nobody said that life was easy; only promise that it worth the shot.
Messages from chocolate candies
Sun, 08/30/2009 - 22:07 | admin
I was eating some chocolate candies while I was working in a project (no, I’m not depress). Refreshing my head I start reading the cover of some of them, here is what I got:
-Bring your life to life: stop planning, start doing.
-The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.
-Patience is a virtue.
I like these things. Pretty interesting, ah?
Men uhhhh-hu.
Sun, 08/09/2009 - 19:22 | admin
This is a reply to my first post. Sent to me by a friend of mine, she didn't find the first post very humors..let me know what you think.
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
because they are plugged into a genius.
2. WHY DONT WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
they dont have enough time.
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
they dont stop to ask for directions/
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
because there balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock.
( laughing, aren't you?!?!?!)
5. WHY ARE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
The North Vs. the South
Sun, 08/02/2009 - 23:19 | admin
I got this email early this morning and can't wait to hear what you think about it. :-)
The North Vs. the South :
The differences between the North and the South - at last, clearly explained.....
The North has Bloomingdale, the South has Dollars Generals.
The North has Coffee House, the South has Waffle House.
The North has dating services, the South has family reunions.
The North has switchblade knives, the South has .45's .
The North has double last name, the South has double first name.
How to make background (BgGlare.png) repeat?
Thu, 07/16/2009 - 19:47 | Angelita
I would like the ".PageBackgroundGlareImage" to repeat down, just like the Page-BgTexture.jpg repeats across, what would I edit below or in CSS to make it repeat? I tried to copy what BgTexture had but I was wrong, ha, help would be appreciated, thank you:)
.PageBackgroundGlareImage
{
background-image: url('images/Page-BgGlare.png');
background-repeat: no-repeat;
height: 376px;
width: 425px;
margin: 0;
}
(I think I edited the size to my liking if it looks sort of off) =P
- HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN and HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN
- You Know You're Over The Hill When...
- Very crazy! Who would have ever thought.........?
- Mexican Words Of The Day
- Savvy words.....
- Messages from chocolate candies
- Men uhhhh-hu.
- The North Vs. the South
- Drupal-Desktop or DD.
- Misunderstanding, Sorry!
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