The Bee Blogger

This is a reply to my first post. Sent to me by a friend of mine, she didn't find the first post very humors..let me know what you think.

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
because they are plugged into a genius.
2. WHY DONT WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
they dont have enough time.
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
they dont stop to ask for directions/
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
because there balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock.
( laughing, aren't you?!?!?!)
5. WHY ARE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
so they wont hump woman's legs at cocktails parties.
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
you need a rough draft before you can make a final copy.
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
don't know....never happened.
(C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes).
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
because a vibrator cant mow the lawn.

ONE DAY MY HOUSE-WORK CHALLENGED MY HUSBAND DECIDED TO WASH HIS SWEAT-SHIRT SECONDS AFTER HE STEPPED INTO THE LAUNDRY ROOM, HE SHOUTED AT ME, "WHAT SETTING DO I USE ON THE WASHING MACHINE?" "IT DEPENDS" I REPLIED. "WHAT DOES IT SAY ON YOUR SHIRT"? HE YELLED BACK, "UNIVERSITY OF OKLAHOMA" AND THEY BLONDES ARE DUMB......

a couple is laying in bed. the man says "I'm going to make you the happiest women in the world". the woman relies, "ill miss you".

"IT'S JUST TO HOT TO WEAR CLOTHES TODAY," JACK SAYS AS HE STEPS OUT OF THE SHOWER, "HONEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK THE NEIGHBORS WOULD THINK IF I MOWED THE LAWN LIKE THIS?" "PROBABLY THAT I MARRIED YOU FOR THE MONEY," SHE REPLIED...

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking,sensitive man?
A: A rumor.

Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: There practicing to be men.

Q: What does it mean when a men is in your bed gasping for breath, and calling your name?
A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your email?
A: Rename the mail folder "instructions manual."

DEAR LORD, I PRAY FOR WISDOM TO UNDERSTAND MY MAN; LOVE TO FORGIVE HIM; AND PATIENCE FOR HIS MOODS. BECAUSE, LORD, IF I PRAY FOR STRENGTH, I'LL BEAT HIM TO DEATH. AMEN